Homer Simpson: "Aiee! Cobras!"
Edna Krabappel: "What's the matter with him now?"
Bart Simpson: "Night terrors, ma'am."
Taking POLS836: Public Policy Analysis Methods and Models has me screaming, "Aiee! Statistics!" Unfortunately for me, these terrors come by day.
Saturday, January 17, 2004
Friday, January 16, 2004
Reveal Your Stupidity Openly
"To hold your stupidity inside you is to embrace it, to cling to it, to protect it. But when you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected, and replaced with wisdom."
-- Captain Dimak, Ender's Shadow
Words to live by, especially when you do something lamebrained like pointing to a "new" outside story concerning a topic you've been blogging and commenting about ... then later find out that the "new" story was the one, linked to on your friend's blog, that started the whole discussion.
That's right, the self-refilling soup bowl story I pointed to in this post on January 12th is the very same one Andrei pointed to in this post on January 4th, which started the whole obesity discussion in the first place.
I must have soup for brains.
Why the Delay, O Funky Fresh Food Reporter?
My seven or so loyal readers (up from four!) may wonder about the fate of my promised "Funky Fresh Food Report." I'll demonstrate my penchant for painfully stretched metaphors thusly: It's simmering on the back burner, having been bumped off the 15,000-BTU Power Burner by a mountain of textbooks.
That's right, valued audience, your humble correspondent is out to improve himself. I'm taking nine, count 'em, nine graduate credit hours at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln (Motto: Perfecting Bureaucracy Since 1869).
So if you don't see any blog posts from 3 p.m. to 10 p.m. Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, despair not. I'm either rock climbing to get the blood flowing for each night's three-hour class, attending said class, or rock climbing afterward to get the old gluteal muscles de-flattened. All three activities are sure to generate stories all of us can relish. Together.
That's right, valued audience, your humble correspondent is out to improve himself. I'm taking nine, count 'em, nine graduate credit hours at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln (Motto: Perfecting Bureaucracy Since 1869).
So if you don't see any blog posts from 3 p.m. to 10 p.m. Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, despair not. I'm either rock climbing to get the blood flowing for each night's three-hour class, attending said class, or rock climbing afterward to get the old gluteal muscles de-flattened. All three activities are sure to generate stories all of us can relish. Together.
Monday, January 12, 2004
My Cat's Head's Gonna Explode
So I have the ultimate lap cat. Anytime I'm sitting at my computer, he wants to jump in my lap and then occupy his time (and mine) finding a comfortable position.
Today my sit bones are sore from overuse, so I'm kneeling in front of the keyboard. Tucker can't figure out what to do. He's actually walking in circles around me, looking up plaintively.
UPDATE: Tucker figured out what to do. If he can't have my lap, he'll take my keyboard. Right now. sdhiysejklhjfasdlasdfhuafasuelkfhasefelasefuilrgdarghukl
ANOTHER UPDATE: Now he's pulling on the mouse cord, keeping Movable Type's "Save" button just out of reach of the pointer.
YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Now my knees hurt. :-)
Today my sit bones are sore from overuse, so I'm kneeling in front of the keyboard. Tucker can't figure out what to do. He's actually walking in circles around me, looking up plaintively.
UPDATE: Tucker figured out what to do. If he can't have my lap, he'll take my keyboard. Right now. sdhiysejklhjfasdlasdfhuafasuelkfhasefelasefuilrgdarghukl
ANOTHER UPDATE: Now he's pulling on the mouse cord, keeping Movable Type's "Save" button just out of reach of the pointer.
YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Now my knees hurt. :-)
Obesity: It's Those Self-Refilling Soup Bowls!
Andrei Zmievski, Ryan Norris and I have been going back and forth about America's obesity epidemic, offering up various reasons why our collective waistline threatens to slow the Earth's rotation and make long days even longer. Turns out all three of us missed what should have been the obvious culprit: Self-refilling soup bowls.
We all knew this intuitively, didn't we? Kudos to the researcher (Brian Wansink) for proving it.
Some might jump to the conclusion that it's only we (allegedly) greedy and spoiled Americans who get such huge portions at home. But my trip last spring to Germany and Italy revealed dishes sagging under the weight of fried meats and potatoes, "personal" pizzas the size of dinner plates and lots and lots (and lots) of pasta. And we shied away from the tourist areas that might presumably cater more to the American appetite. Germans men can have some impressive round beer bellies, and German women can be stocky. But they're not morbidly obese in the classic American sense. Italian men and women -- well, they pretty much all look good.
So what are the key factors here? Absent other information, I'm going to have to blame inactivity, our public spaces' hostility to walking, and bottomless bowls of soup.
Via Rebecca Blood.
The University of Illinois researcher has set up several food experiments that show the more people are given, the more they will eat ? regardless of whether they are full or think the food tastes good.
... In the soup experiment, participants come to the lab expecting a taste test. Some bowls are rigged with hidden tubes that keep them full, while others are not.
Over two years of the experiment, students with bottomless bowls tended to eat 40 percent more than test subjects with regular bowls.
"I wasn't aware of it," said Nina Huesgen, one of the students who got a trick bowl in a recent experiment. "That's why I feel so filled up, I guess."
We all knew this intuitively, didn't we? Kudos to the researcher (Brian Wansink) for proving it.
Some might jump to the conclusion that it's only we (allegedly) greedy and spoiled Americans who get such huge portions at home. But my trip last spring to Germany and Italy revealed dishes sagging under the weight of fried meats and potatoes, "personal" pizzas the size of dinner plates and lots and lots (and lots) of pasta. And we shied away from the tourist areas that might presumably cater more to the American appetite. Germans men can have some impressive round beer bellies, and German women can be stocky. But they're not morbidly obese in the classic American sense. Italian men and women -- well, they pretty much all look good.
So what are the key factors here? Absent other information, I'm going to have to blame inactivity, our public spaces' hostility to walking, and bottomless bowls of soup.
Via Rebecca Blood.
Getting to Know You Through Blog Comments
I used to work at the same company with PHP guy Andrei Zmievski, but never took the time to get to know him. I should have, because it turns out he's great at Mr. T jokes, which of course is a key sign of good character.
Andrei blogged about how he'd be unlikely to hire Merry Maids to clean his pad because of his desire for privacy: "... it all comes down to evaluating how much of a crimp this might put into my lifestyle versus the benefits I gain from not having to clean the place myself."
Me: "So a key part of your lifestyle is leaving your credit-card bills and Mr. T gold chain collection in plain view? :-)"
Andrei: "I pity the fool who takes the chains."
Ha!
Andrei blogged about how he'd be unlikely to hire Merry Maids to clean his pad because of his desire for privacy: "... it all comes down to evaluating how much of a crimp this might put into my lifestyle versus the benefits I gain from not having to clean the place myself."
Me: "So a key part of your lifestyle is leaving your credit-card bills and Mr. T gold chain collection in plain view? :-)"
Andrei: "I pity the fool who takes the chains."
Ha!
Saturday, January 10, 2004
Did Loyalty and Decency Ever Exist?
Were it not for evidence I've seen with my own eyes, I might descend into wondering whether loyalty and decency ever really existed. Or were they just mist, mere vapors thought to have had real form at a point in time roughly adjacent to an idyllic period (the 1950s, etc.) when all was green and good in America?
Heavily greasing my slide into cynicism would be the treatment of all the assistant football coaches at the University of Nebraska, who twisted in the wind for just about exactly 40 Days and 40 Nights (seriously!) while their athletic director looked for a new head coach. After more than a month of wondering where they'd have to move their wives and children if the new coach didn't like them, they learn on a Friday the new coach's name.
Whereupon they're told, "You don't look quite done yet. Take the weekend to stew in your juices a bit more."
The new guy tells them it'll be Monday before he even gets to talking with them about their futures with the program. Decency and loyalty have both failed these assistants, who labor in relative obscurity to generate the kind of show that's sold out Memorial Stadium for something like one kazillion consecutive games.
Decency would have had the new coach working all weekend to talk with each assistant as quickly as possible. Loyalty would have had the athletic director ordering the new coach to do just that. But increasingly, it seems that when people make decisions about other people's lives -- in athletics or in business -- decency and loyalty have left the building.
Heavily greasing my slide into cynicism would be the treatment of all the assistant football coaches at the University of Nebraska, who twisted in the wind for just about exactly 40 Days and 40 Nights (seriously!) while their athletic director looked for a new head coach. After more than a month of wondering where they'd have to move their wives and children if the new coach didn't like them, they learn on a Friday the new coach's name.
Whereupon they're told, "You don't look quite done yet. Take the weekend to stew in your juices a bit more."
The new guy tells them it'll be Monday before he even gets to talking with them about their futures with the program. Decency and loyalty have both failed these assistants, who labor in relative obscurity to generate the kind of show that's sold out Memorial Stadium for something like one kazillion consecutive games.
Decency would have had the new coach working all weekend to talk with each assistant as quickly as possible. Loyalty would have had the athletic director ordering the new coach to do just that. But increasingly, it seems that when people make decisions about other people's lives -- in athletics or in business -- decency and loyalty have left the building.
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